doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

tywin lannister slowly realizing he’s not the world’s greatest dad

lickmyeyeballsss:

c-oralistah:

shrinking-ulzzang:

rabid-logan:

barbie-isalive:

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school
SUPER IMPORTANT
BEST TIP
PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

i will never not reblog this

HELLA IMPORTANT!!!

lickmyeyeballsss:

c-oralistah:

shrinking-ulzzang:

rabid-logan:

barbie-isalive:

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school

SUPER IMPORTANT

BEST TIP

PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

i will never not reblog this

HELLA IMPORTANT!!!

(Source: laharl-sama, via faithandfury)

super-galaxy-gurren-lagann:

just in case you somehow forgot how horrible the pro life movement is

super-galaxy-gurren-lagann:

just in case you somehow forgot how horrible the pro life movement is

(Source: iliketoeatsalamanders, via bumqueen)

zipping:

I was telling my friend a story the other day and it must have taken too long because he quietly took out his wallet and handed this to me.
He carries like 50 of them at all times.

zipping:

I was telling my friend a story the other day and it must have taken too long because he quietly took out his wallet and handed this to me.

He carries like 50 of them at all times.

(via dovahkiin-vas-slave1)

(via vault11)

Jun 10. 64 Notes.

gristol:

bethesda’s unannounced title is called battlecry because that’s what i did when i realized it wasn’t fallout 4 or dishonored 2

(via vault11)


The Great Pyramids of Giza, as you’ve never seen them before — at the edge of a sprawling metropolis and the vast desert.

The Great Pyramids of Giza, as you’ve never seen them before — at the edge of a sprawling metropolis and the vast desert.

(Source: demilked.com, via existentialismonpromnight)

owlmylove:

im-a-nameless-child:

fitt2betied:

So I work at Target, and I had to help this woman carry 20 large bags of cat food into her car. When I asked her how many cats she had, she responded with:
"The first 25 have names, and the rest just come and go."
And then she proceeded to tell me:
"You are such a nice young man. You would make a good cat."
Cat ladies are fucking awesome

What if she’s a witch and takes you and turns you into a cat and she’s been trying to find more people to turn into cats and that’s why she has so many?

write a book

owlmylove:

im-a-nameless-child:

fitt2betied:

So I work at Target, and I had to help this woman carry 20 large bags of cat food into her car. When I asked her how many cats she had, she responded with:

"The first 25 have names, and the rest just come and go."

And then she proceeded to tell me:

"You are such a nice young man. You would make a good cat."

Cat ladies are fucking awesome

What if she’s a witch and takes you and turns you into a cat and she’s been trying to find more people to turn into cats and that’s why she has so many?

write a book

(via pxnguins)

lakilester:


No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

(via bumqueen)

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