tywin lannister slowly realizing he’s not the world’s greatest dad
This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%
my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school
PLEASE REMEMBER THIS
not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.
i will never not reblog this
just in case you somehow forgot how horrible the pro life movement is
I was telling my friend a story the other day and it must have taken too long because he quietly took out his wallet and handed this to me.
He carries like 50 of them at all times.
bethesda’s unannounced title is called battlecry because that’s what i did when i realized it wasn’t fallout 4 or dishonored 2
The Great Pyramids of Giza, as you’ve never seen them before — at the edge of a sprawling metropolis and the vast desert.
So I work at Target, and I had to help this woman carry 20 large bags of cat food into her car. When I asked her how many cats she had, she responded with:
"The first 25 have names, and the rest just come and go."
And then she proceeded to tell me:
"You are such a nice young man. You would make a good cat."
Cat ladies are fucking awesome
What if she’s a witch and takes you and turns you into a cat and she’s been trying to find more people to turn into cats and that’s why she has so many?
write a book
No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.